oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad
inspired by this. i just think it’s really funny to give schlatt and jordan the world’s most dysfunctional relationship that’s not actually a relationship. they have never been married yet they have gotten divorced over 30 times.
“well what do they see in each other that makes them come together again” absolutely nothing but when you stick captain “makes men flirt with him by just existing” sparklez and jonathan “needs to flirt with men or else he’ll die” schlatt in the same proximity shit just Happens and they are fully left to the whims of fate
them “getting back together” consists of schlatt wooing jordan during some major milestone in tubbo’s life that justifies schlatt visiting for a few days, which leads to schlatt taking him to some shitty restaurant probably ran by either connor or wilbur that definitely doesn’t pass any sort of health code, and that’s around when jordan remembers why they’re not actually together because he’s pretty sure he’s just witnessed schlatt take a bite out of the cutlery and he is NOT paying for that again. it still manages to not be the worst date they’ve ever been on and jordan will 100% take schlatt up on his next offer with little to no regrets.
[day 391] to close out queer pride month, i decided to do a doodle with the iconic gilbert baker pride flag! i know why we have the more commonly used flag now, but there's something so charming about this flag. though june's rainbow festivities have ended, the party doesn't stop--we exist all year round, and july is disability pride month, too!
"OP why are you mad that your words are being misinterpreted you're on the piss on the poor website" actually i think it's very reasonable to demand people pay attention to the words they use, the choices they make, the things they believe, and their capacity for empathy and comprehension and that it's sort of weird that you're finding humor in making excuses to just believe that there simply is no possible way to improve your actions
hello new boobers on tumblr make sure to change your pfps and REBLOG POSTS!!!! AND USE TAGS TO ORGANISE AND MAKE COMMENTS!! so ppl know ur not a bot!!
ALSO THERES NO ALGORITHM HERE!!! THATS WHY REBLOGS ARE SO IMPORTANT!!!
YEP!!! REBLOGS ARE EVERYTHING HERE. USE TAGS TO ORGANISE YOUR BLOG AND MAKE YOUR POSTS EASIER TO FIND!!!
one small tip i have for new twitter refugees is that replies on posts here are not like those on twitter. well, okay, i would prefer if they weren't. you don't need to chime in on every single post, just like adding useless comments in a reblog is unwanted. leave your commentary in the tags! that's how we use them along with organization on this site.
the biggest sign ive noticed of twitter migration, particularly amongst boobers, is this issue. if you open any of ranboo's posts on here you see hundreds of replies, which is weird, because on posts with the same amount of notes from most people on this site will have very few. replies are more for talking to mutuals or providing useful information, not for random "you're SOOOO right comments" (not trying to make fun, but that is 90% of what i see). replies are also for rancid discourse, which is why i personally have them set to followers-only. if you have a comment you want to make that does not provide any additional info and is not funny, put it in the tags instead. and i recommend other folks also turn replies onto followers-only; any complete rando who wants to comment on your post then has to send you an ask instead and their dumbass commentary isn't on your post (although you can delete replies if i remember correctly).
HEY JRWIBLR I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS SAFE WITH THE NEW PD EPISODE BC THEY DIDNT TAGE ANYTHING IN THE DESCRIPTION BUT IF YOU LISTEN TO PRIME DEFENDERS:
SEASON 2 EPISODE 34 OF PRIME DEFENDERS HAS A SU!CIDAL THREAT AROUND 49 MINUTES
I’m sorry to literally yell this into the void, but I figure it’s much better than Someone being unaware and just stumbling onto it like I did. Please be safe everyone!!!!! And reblog this to reach more people (even if you don’t listen to PD but have jrwi followers), I don’t want anyone to get hurt by this. It’s brief and nothing comes of it but it’s still incredibly important to warn for people that could be harmed by this
Welcome twitter users again. You can scroll and read forever. There is postlimit but you can make an alt and or have your dear mutuals submit you posts for your blogging funs. There's no post word limit to my knowledge (not one I've ever reached). Pleek enjoy yourselves
elon musk might actually buy twitter so i think we might need to bring back the new user guides
here’s a bunch of things that may help anyone coming over, both generally and mcytblr-wise
general:
- so you made a tumblr blog
- tumblr etiquette 101
- tumblr basics
- tumblr shadowbans
- your primary blog vs sideblogs
- tumblr how-tos
- how to search for specific tumblr posts
- dashboard for blogs you have notifs on for
- dashboard for what you missed
- trending dashboard
- sending asks on mobile
- reblogs vs likes
mcytblr:
- a few bits of advice
- mcytblr etiquette
- we don’t do callout posts here
- dealing with haters, bigots, and creeps
- tumblr is not twitlonger
- don’t tag like a twitter or tiktok user
- tagging basics
- a guide to mcyt tagging
- common tags & a note on crosstagging
- mcc etiquette (mcc day is one of the most fun times to be on mcytblr, so please keep it that way and be a good sport.)
- a small psa on mcc tagging
- mcytblr guide with blog recs
- big long dsmpblr tagging guide
- a more accurate but more silly list of “tips” for newbies
A good time to reblog this




