mcsr brainrot time!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ghostbonetv
apollos-boyfriend

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inspired by this. i just think it’s really funny to give schlatt and jordan the world’s most dysfunctional relationship that’s not actually a relationship. they have never been married yet they have gotten divorced over 30 times.

apollos-boyfriend

“well what do they see in each other that makes them come together again” absolutely nothing but when you stick captain “makes men flirt with him by just existing” sparklez and jonathan “needs to flirt with men or else he’ll die” schlatt in the same proximity shit just Happens and they are fully left to the whims of fate

apollos-boyfriend

them “getting back together” consists of schlatt wooing jordan during some major milestone in tubbo’s life that justifies schlatt visiting for a few days, which leads to schlatt taking him to some shitty restaurant probably ran by either connor or wilbur that definitely doesn’t pass any sort of health code, and that’s around when jordan remembers why they’re not actually together because he’s pretty sure he’s just witnessed schlatt take a bite out of the cutlery and he is NOT paying for that again. it still manages to not be the worst date they’ve ever been on and jordan will 100% take schlatt up on his next offer with little to no regrets.

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this is so real actually

jewishbookwyrm
inneskeeper

"OP why are you mad that your words are being misinterpreted you're on the piss on the poor website" actually i think it's very reasonable to demand people pay attention to the words they use, the choices they make, the things they believe, and their capacity for empathy and comprehension and that it's sort of weird that you're finding humor in making excuses to just believe that there simply is no possible way to improve your actions

non-threatening-feminist-boy

comment by icannotgetoverbirds saying: "i thought we were using the piss poor reading comprehension joke as a reminder to cool it and think twice before responding? y'all've been using it as- no wait yeah i see it now"ALT
moomoorare
atthebell

one small tip i have for new twitter refugees is that replies on posts here are not like those on twitter. well, okay, i would prefer if they weren't. you don't need to chime in on every single post, just like adding useless comments in a reblog is unwanted. leave your commentary in the tags! that's how we use them along with organization on this site.

the biggest sign ive noticed of twitter migration, particularly amongst boobers, is this issue. if you open any of ranboo's posts on here you see hundreds of replies, which is weird, because on posts with the same amount of notes from most people on this site will have very few. replies are more for talking to mutuals or providing useful information, not for random "you're SOOOO right comments" (not trying to make fun, but that is 90% of what i see). replies are also for rancid discourse, which is why i personally have them set to followers-only. if you have a comment you want to make that does not provide any additional info and is not funny, put it in the tags instead. and i recommend other folks also turn replies onto followers-only; any complete rando who wants to comment on your post then has to send you an ask instead and their dumbass commentary isn't on your post (although you can delete replies if i remember correctly).

oakworthyt4t
tigers1o1

HEY JRWIBLR I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS SAFE WITH THE NEW PD EPISODE BC THEY DIDNT TAGE ANYTHING IN THE DESCRIPTION BUT IF YOU LISTEN TO PRIME DEFENDERS:

SEASON 2 EPISODE 34 OF PRIME DEFENDERS HAS A SU!CIDAL THREAT AROUND 49 MINUTES

I’m sorry to literally yell this into the void, but I figure it’s much better than Someone being unaware and just stumbling onto it like I did. Please be safe everyone!!!!! And reblog this to reach more people (even if you don’t listen to PD but have jrwi followers), I don’t want anyone to get hurt by this. It’s brief and nothing comes of it but it’s still incredibly important to warn for people that could be harmed by this

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